Thom(p)son: You see… we got our mustaches trimmed yesterday.

Thomson: Only… our usual barber was out and we dealt with an understudy.

Thom(p)son: And… well…

Thomson: They mixed up our mustaches!

Thom(p)sons: We forgot who’s whom!

Thomson… *Hangs head* …Precisely.

Thompson: Good evening!

Thomson: And Salutations!

Thompson: Precisely. *Nod*

Thomson: We represent Interpol and we are here to investigate this Tumbling business.

Thompson: To be precise, We’ve tumbled in from Interpol.

Thomson: Precisely.

Thompson: In any case, never fear, for we are here!

Thomson: That is to say, we’re afraid we’ve picked up someone’s case.

Thompson: Precisely!

Thomson: And now you must excuse us, for we must follow a lead about a drug smuggling ring.

Thompson: We’re off to follow the ringleader.

Thomson: Precisely.